The Haps

How many lesbians does it take to get me to party like I'm Prince? One.

Can we say Kris Duffield? She had made a trip up for my honey's Northwest Manager's meeting and chose to stay for the weekend. It's Sunday night, and I think I have just begun the road to recovery. We were out so much this weekend it was crazy. We learned so many new things about my hometown.

#1. There is only one lesbian bar in Seattle and it's called, "Wild Rose."
#2. If you think the bar named, "Thumpers" is a lesbian bar, you are mistaken. Just like I was.
#3. If you believe that a straight restaurant like the "Fox Sports Zone" serves stiffer drinks than the hip new joint "The Apartment" in Belletown, you wouldn't only be mistaken, but most definitely a moron.

And Finally,
#4. If you think someone calls you pretentious, you have to stand up for yourself. Even if that entails you being wrong, again.

Welcome to 1999 and thank you Kris!

posted by Spence-a-lick @ 10:35 PM